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Božić, 2008. i svi ostali blagdani u ovo vrijeme

Unread postby Xaotix » 22 Dec 2007, 21:34

Evo, došlo je doba za neizbježno. Dok vi smislite što bi željli pod borom, čestitke se prikradaju, a 400 puta preslušane pjesme i Božićne priče haraju eterom.

Naglasimo malo i one lijepe stvari. Makar one bile jedan dan u tjednu kad možemo prespavati jutro :sleepy2:. Ili jedina francuska salata u godini :klopa:. Ili najveći poklon dosad :ocasion:. Ili samo vrijeme s dragim ljudima :cmok:.
Ok. Ili tulumarka! :occasion9: :cheers: :rock: :headbang: :aaa: :janpi: :uzdravlje:

Uz rane čestitke, evo i jedne prigodne priče. Ne brinite, nema niti jednog jelena ili sveca u blizini.

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Re: Božić, 2008. i svi ostali blagdani u ovo vrijeme

Unread postby Ire » 22 Dec 2007, 22:05

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Re: Božić, 2008. i svi ostali blagdani u ovo vrijeme

Unread postby Aleksandar Ziljak » 23 Dec 2007, 15:19

Svima sve najbolje! :santa: :occasion9: :santa:
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Re: Božić, 2008. i svi ostali blagdani u ovo vrijeme

Unread postby Bahod » 23 Dec 2007, 21:09


Andrija Ružek wrote:Svatko tko ne sluša glazbu Marka Perkovića Thompsona u Hrvatskoj je Židov.

Ovo mi je najbolje mazeltof :zubo:
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Re: Božić, 2008. i svi ostali blagdani u ovo vrijeme

Unread postby Glupinickname » 23 Dec 2007, 22:04

Bahod wrote:
Andrija Ružek wrote:Svatko tko ne sluša glazbu Marka Perkovića Thompsona u Hrvatskoj je Židov.

Ovo mi je najbolje mazeltof :zubo:

Divno. :lol:

Osobno sam izbjegao najveći dio božićne gungule: ne slušam radio, slabo gledam TV, a odlasci u grad mi se svode na jedno tri-četiri mjesta... a na nijednom od njih ne svira božićna glazba. Poklone sam kupio serijski u jedno popodne a ak se ljudima neće svidjet mogu mi ih komotno vratit natrag.

Sretan Božić svima, a ne samo njima! :)
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Re: Božić, 2008. i svi ostali blagdani u ovo vrijeme

Unread postby Sir John » 24 Dec 2007, 04:32

bozic?

a sta je to bozic :scratch:
kad vec biras idiota - neka bar bude plemenit...
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Re: Božić, 2008. i svi ostali blagdani u ovo vrijeme

Unread postby TB » 24 Dec 2007, 12:45

Sretan Božić svima. :occasion9: :santa:

Moja omiljena Božićna pjesma , prekrasna pjesma za sve one koji vole Božić... ili ne vole. :lol:
BOŽIĆ DOLAZI

Božić dolazi u naš grad,
ima da jedemo kolače,
Božić dolazi i šta sad,
ovdje nitko zbog toga ne plače.

Dolaze nam dani francuske salate
i dobit ćemo svaki
po 100 maraka od tate.
Dolaze nam dani
shita i bombona,
ja ti kažem mala,bit će
prava peglaona.

Jedva čekam da
bacim prvu petardu
pa da pukne-
kao moje srce!
Jedva čekam da trznem rakiju
i da pijan trčim
kroz ulice.

Bliže nam se dani
nestvarni i divlji,
kada dođe Božić
ovaj grad je življi.
Zaboravim tada koliko
mi je dosadno,
zaboravim tada da mi
ništa ne bi pomoglo.

Božić dolazi i ja ga trebam,
želim da budem mamuran
i da sa svojim starcima
pričam o glupim stvarima.

I jedva čekam dane
šunkice i snijega,
prijatelje stare,
tulume i čega.
Jedva čekam dane
bez sranja i problema,
a tebe nema!

Božić dolazi,
a tebe nema!
Božić dolazi,
jebem ti mater,di si?

Gdje si,s kim si,
kako si?
Gdje si,s kim si,
kako se osjećaš?
Gdje si,s kim si,
o čemu razmišljaš?
Gdje si,s kim si,
kakva si?

Božić dolazi,
a tebe nema,
Božić dolazi,
jebem ti mater,di si...


Autori: "Diletanti" bend kojem je ovo valjda jedina pjesma koju su napravili, a eto, hit za sva vremena. :lol:
http://www.emp3world.com/mp3/29919/Diletanti/%20Bozic%20Dolazi
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Re: Božić, 2008. i svi ostali blagdani u ovo vrijeme

Unread postby Ire » 24 Dec 2007, 16:56

gdje je Djedo Mraz?

pratite ovdje:

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.htm

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Re: Božić, 2008. i svi ostali blagdani u ovo vrijeme

Unread postby Bahod » 24 Dec 2007, 19:08

Evo upravo se vratio iz šopinga, moram li spomenuti sa sam sad upotpunoa dekintiran
Sad još samo usisat stan, pronaći kuglice, skratiti bor na visinu sobe (Can you say Griswold), te okititi isti.
E onda idem pit.

Sretan Božić svima za
Novu se još čujemo :ocasion: :rock: :aaa: :tv: :wav:
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Re: Božić, 2008. i svi ostali blagdani u ovo vrijeme

Unread postby Dagi » 24 Dec 2007, 19:27

Svim suforumašima sve najbolje!
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Re: Božić, 2008. i svi ostali blagdani u ovo vrijeme

Unread postby Nazir » 24 Dec 2007, 20:53

Fala Bogu, stresovi kicenja bora su prosli... :D Sretan Bozic svima!!!
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Re: Božić, 2008. i svi ostali blagdani u ovo vrijeme

Unread postby nelchee » 24 Dec 2007, 23:28

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Re: Božić, 2008. i svi ostali blagdani u ovo vrijeme

Unread postby niniane » 27 Dec 2007, 12:49

Sve sretno svima, i onima koji slave i onima koji ne slave...
Meni bje čist dobro, ako izuzmemo početnu fazu gripe kod muža mi i činjenicu da je na Badnjak radio do 6, a na Božić od 6... A Božić smo dočekali s Corwinom i ženom mu i uz Kwak, i bje super... :cheers:

Enivej, od muža dobih keltski mač!!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Jedna prigodna božićna pjesma:

'Twas the night before Božić and all through the kuća,
The zrak smelled of spicy sarma and rakija vruća.
By the dimnjak the šlapice were hung kinda krivo,
In hopes that Sveti Nikola would soon bring some pivo.
Tata was in his soba and was snoring pretty hard,
Tired from stealing the drvo from our susjed's backyard.
Mama was in the podrum cooking like a budala,
She was making some juha and rum-filled baklava.
When out on the lawn there arose such a galama,
Tata yelled from his soba, "Pa koji je kurac vama?!"
There was a kucanje on the front vrata with such a loud barrage,
I yelled through the prozor, "This is a Croatian house, come in through the garage!"
And standing in the garaža right next to my car,
Was my drunk Tetak Joža coming home from the bar.
"Ajde, odi spavat," I told him with might,
Don't pokvariti my chances of seeing Sveti Nikola tonight.
About two sati later I heard a buka downstairs,
So I jumped from my krevet to see who was there.
Standing by the drvo and eating some leftover pizza,
Was good 'ol Sveti Nikola reeking of homemade šljivovica!
He was all dressed in crveno and big as an ox,
And wore some smeđe sandale along with crne socks.
Smelling like a cigan that's been drinking for days,
He wasn't what I expected, I was actually amazed.
"U pizdu materinu, kako mrzim ovaj posao," he said,
And then muttered something about his žena and how he wished she was dead.
He put the presents under the drvo while whistling a Božić beat,
They were wrapped up kinda shitty with paper bags from 49th Street .
12 čarape for me and 12 for my brother,
3 pairs of gaće for my dad and turska kava for my mother.
This Croatian Santa was pokvaren - he was nothing like the fable,
I should of known it when he swiped my pack of cigarete from the table.
I yelled, "Hey!", as Sveti Nikola turned around like a car,
Throwing his šlapa at me as if it were a ninja star.
The look in his eyes was nothing but fright,
He said, "Jebo ti pas mater!", and dashed out of sight.
Up through the dimnjak I heard a loud shriek,
Sveti Nikola had just prdnuo like some wild bik.
He got in his kaput, made for hladne zime,
And he yelled at his jelene, ime po ime.
"Naprijed Marko i Darko, Petar i Ante,"
"Ajde Josip i Vinko, Ivo i Mate."
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Re: Božić, 2008. i svi ostali blagdani u ovo vrijeme

Unread postby corwin » 27 Dec 2007, 15:02

no ajd kad svi...
sretan ......... i .......... :cheers:



jedino dobro u cjeloj prici su neradni dani :kava:
sorry zbog gramatike
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